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Posted on February 14, 2020August 28, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

Confused Fraternity Brother Gives Partygoers Talk About 5 Pillars of Islam

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sigma Chi pledge Don Wilderman had to strike a match after his door duty at last night’s SX rager, where he delivered …

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Posted on January 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Brad From SX Fucking Nuts Upon Figuring Out He Shares A Mutual Friend With Rushee

Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he …

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