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Posted on April 16, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Top Thirty Songs We Heard On Cal Day

Swan Lake, Act 3. No. 16 Ballabile: Dance of the Corps de Ballet and the Dwarves: Moderato assai, Allegro vivo.

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes

April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!

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Posted on March 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”

“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”

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Posted on March 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!

Let’s go!

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Posted on February 27, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

It’s Raining: Should You Leave The House?

It it even worth it?

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Posted on February 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Lucky Us: We Got Our Hands On A Media Studies Problem Set!

Lucky, lucky us! It’s not every day you get to see such a difficult and time-consuming piece of work. 

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Posted on February 6, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Who Said It: Isabella Chow Or A Sentient Piece Of Garbage?

It’s a harder quiz than you think.

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Posted on January 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Brad From SX Fucking Nuts Upon Figuring Out He Shares A Mutual Friend With Rushee

Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he …

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