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Posted on December 18, 2019February 5, 2020 by: Sam MacKinnon

Opinion: This is a Shoes-On Household

Listen up, you little shit. You may have heard of the time and true tradition of a “shoes-off” household, so I am going to blow your fucking mind with this one. 

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Posted on October 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Opinion: I Refuse to be Bullied for my Chunky White Filas

Some claim that the size of our sneaker is an overcompensation for qualities we lack elsewhere, yet this could not lean further from the truth. If anything, the weight of our Filas make us even more grounded than ever before

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