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Posted on February 9, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Campus Libraries Ranked by How Cool Their New Vermin Overlords Are

Louie, the snake who does coke, lives here. I think he may have worked the desk pre-Covid? Anyway, he’s a slippery, legless asshole but he did invite me to his family’s lake house that one time. 

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