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Posted on October 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

‘It’s So Cold In The Morning But I’m Sweating By Lunch!’ And Other Small Talk You Can Make With St. Peter At The Gates Of Heaven As He Determines Your Eternal Fate

I’m sure the weather at the Gates of Heaven is quite similar to the weather here in Berkeley, so this should be relevant to St. Peter too!

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