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Posted on March 13, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘It Adds Some Risky Fun,’ Says Berkeley Transportation Commission on Why the Crosswalk Signs Don’t Work at Night

BERKELEY, Calif.– In a recent public appearance, the Berkeley Transportation Committee finally explained that they chose to stop crosswalk signs from working at night because “it adds some risky fun that makes us feel alive on this tiny rock floating in space.”

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Posted on November 18, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Michael Drake Blames Traffic for Taking 2 Years to Arrive at UCAFT Negotiating Table

BERKELEY, Calif. – Massive strikes were averted Wednesday morning when the University of California finally agreed to a fairer labor contract with UCAFT lecturers. The …

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