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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on February 5, 2022February 5, 2022 by: tomwickline

If You Didn’t Want to Go Medically Bankrupt, You Should Have Thought of That Before You Got Hit by That U-Haul

BERKELEY, Calif. — In a shocking display of thoughtless neglect, UC Berkeley freshman Hans Dummkopf failed to consider his lack of funds before selfishly getting …

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