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Posted on April 5, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Wholesome! Professor Includes Cute Dog Photo in Announcement that the Midterm Average Was a 46

“The professor displayed a serious lack of judgment and professionalism in his conduct. We are appalled that he didn’t choose a picture of a cuter breed, like a Corgi or Shiba Inu. Even a French Bulldog would’ve been better.” 

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