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Posted on March 16, 2022March 16, 2022 by: anniebushh

BREAKING: River Of Scum Oozes Out of Haas Business School (Also, Water Line Broke)

BERKELEY, Calif.–On Monday, Berkeley students found themselves in an unfortunate predicament: an enormous flood of shit, normally contained within the delicate, expensive doors of the …

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