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Posted on April 29, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Frequently Referenced ‘Local Man’ Decides to Move

TERRA INCOGNITA, Calif.— Daily life in the small community of Terra Incognita has been completely uprooted after resident community member, myth, legend, hero, and sometimes …

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Posted on April 20, 2024April 20, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Finally, a Holiday Where I Can Smoke as Much as I Usually Do and Not Feel Bad About It!

This morning, I woke up earlier than I did all semester to unzip my tent and step out onto the dew-coated Memorial Glade. As my …

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Posted on April 10, 2024April 10, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Psychology Breakthrough: Pavlov’s Dog Actually Just Hungry for Bells

BERKELEY, Calif. — While attending his eight-hour mandatory lab this past Friday, fourth-year psychology major Darren Barry made a discovery that has caused outrage in …

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Posted on March 13, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Student Testimony: ‘Logging Econ Lectures on Letterboxd Changed My Life’

BERKELEY, Calif. – After avoiding in-person classes for weeks, student River Smith finally discovered a way to make his ECON 150 lectures more interesting: logging …

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