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Posted on March 8, 2024 by: amychakladar

6 Tips on Basic Bus Etiquette Since Apparently, You Think the 51B is Your Personal Fucking Chauffeur

1. You and Your Friends Are Terribly Boring Refusing to move to the back of the bus because you want to stand in the aisle …

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Posted on October 30, 2023 by: Anna Galler

51B Scares Passengers for Halloween by Arriving On Time

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a truly terrifying turn of events earlier tonight, the 51B arrived: not two minutes early, not twenty-seven minutes late, but exactly …

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Posted on October 14, 2023 by: valzzz

REPORT: Person Who Sat Next to You on 51B Personally Liked Your Vibe

BERKELEY, Calif. – Latest research conducted by the voices in your head has concluded that your fellow passenger – who sat right next to you …

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Posted on February 13, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Innovation: AC Transit Consolidates All Lines Into 31-Decker Bus

OAKLAND, Calif. – In response to Governor Newsom’s new state transportation budget, AC Transit has announced a plan to reduce operating costs.  “We recognize that …

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