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Posted on July 1, 2023July 1, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Abject Suffering

WASHINGTON, DC. – Trumping their recent rulings on student debt relief, gay rights, and affirmative action, the Supreme Court decided unanimously in favor of “abject …

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Posted on March 21, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

OPINION: The Granola Bar in my Backpack has been to as Many Classes as I Have, it Should at Least Get a Minor in Something

You know that granola bar that’s been at the bottom of your backpack since late August? The one you threw in your bag before class …

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