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Posted on September 17, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Insists on ID Scanners at MLK to Keep Out Caterpillars

In the midst of a recent outbreak of California oak moth caterpillars on the campus of the University of California, Berkeley, ASUC Senator Milton Zerman has proposed action to keep the caterpillars separated from the student body.

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Posted on May 3, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?

I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?

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