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Posted on January 2, 2022 by: schaudhury253

New Year’s Resolutions For Each Major

As we reflect on how we can be better in 2022 (which wouldn’t be hard considering the pieces of shit we collectively were in 2021), …

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Posted on December 2, 2021 by: anniebushh

Help! I Went to Office Hours and Now Can’t Shut the Fuck up About It

For as long as I can remember, I’ve avoided going to office hours. I hated the idea of lingering just outside a professor’s office door …

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Posted on December 11, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Aspiring English Student Disappointed to Return Home to Loving, Supportive Family

SILVER LAKE, Calif. – Senior English major Jennifer Brooks experienced ennui due to a sudden lack of ennui upon returning to her ancestral home for …

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