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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on April 21, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

BREAKING: Everybody Knows You’re High Right Now

BERKELEY, Calif. – Dude, bad news–everyone can totally tell that you’re higher than Leonardo DiCaprio’s personal maximum for age gaps right now. Yes dude, I’m …

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