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Posted on September 7, 2022September 8, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

New DNA Evidence Exonerates Me of Accidentally Taking Your GBC Order, Kevin

BERKELEY, Calif. — Following careful deliberation, UC Berkeley’s Forensics Department has determined that new DNA evidence exonerates me of accidentally taking your GBC order, Kevin. …

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