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Posted on October 13, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

Fuck: It Was Probably a Bit Too Late to Drink That Yerb

BERKELEY, Calif. – Cal sophomore Ricky Jitters came to the realization last Tuesday night that it was, unfortunately, a bit too late to drink that …

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Posted on October 14, 2022March 15, 2024 by: bennettfees

​​‘Over-Caffeinated’ Student Hasn’t Had Any Coffee Today; Just Anxious

Third year Rylie Brantford was spotted by friends while frantically rushing to class. She apologized for her frazzled state as she ran past, explaining she was just “over-caffeinated.”  In an exclusive interview, Rylie revealed she hasn’t had an ounce of caffeine today.

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