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Posted on March 20, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

AFX Team Emerges from Underhill With No Knowledge of the Past Year

“We had heard accounts of Carly Rae Jepsen music traveling up from deep underground, but brushed them off as hallucinations that everybody’s subconscious experiences at one point or another.”

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