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Posted on April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 by: Tyler Goldstein

Mask Wearing Beta Male Grateful He No Longer Has to Pencil In Beard

Ross Kelley is grateful he no longer has to pencil in his beard every morning. Why? Thanks to COVID-19, he now wears a mask when …

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Posted on April 15, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Farnell

Nation’s Leaders Model Good Shelter-in-Place Behavior by Only Engaging in Insider Trading During a Pandemic

Washington, D.C. — Legislators demonstrated unprecedented leadership earlier this year by engaging in insider stock trading upon being briefed about COVID-19, showing the American people …

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