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Leonardo DiCaprio Confesses He Actually Just Never Learned To Count Higher Than 25

LOS ANGELES — Following a break-up with girlfriend Camila Morrone, 47-year-old actor Leonardo DiCaprio announced that the real reason he dates women significantly younger than …

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Neighborhood Creep Once Again Refuses To Put Razors In Halloween Candy

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following months of speculation and anticipation from his neighbors, one local man has, for the fifth year in a row, insisted upon …

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