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Posted on February 27, 2025 by: Anna Galler

Professional Yapper in 600-Person Lecture Really Needs to Learn What Office Hours Are

BERKELEY, Calif. – On a bright, early morning in Wheeler 150, Erm Actshually, a bright-eyed first-year student with too much 8-dollar Qargo coffee in his …

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I seldom pray to God.  The only times I’ve prayed to God have been: during college admissions decisions, before confronting my parents about my childhood …

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