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Posted on October 19, 2022October 20, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

5 Things Scarier Than Seeing ‘View Graduation Checklist’ on CalCentral

Are you actually graduating? Will you be able to function in a 9-5 work environment? Didn’t you start college like two weeks ago? What the fuck is going on? In honor of keeping up with the spooky senior spirit, here are 5 things scarier than seeing “View Graduation Checklist” on your CalCentral.

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