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Posted on September 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Forest Witch Getting Into Meal Prep Thinks She’ll Save Gretel For Dinner Friday

“I couldn’t keep myself from fattening, roasting, and devouring every single child that happened upon my gingerbread house as soon as they fell for my trap. I had terrible impulse control, and it was starting to affect my cholesterol.”

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