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Posted on October 31, 2022November 1, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Haunted House? Moaning Heard From Your Mom’s Room Whenever I Come Over

“Yeah kid, I don’t know what to tell you. We tried communicating with the spirit by yelling out, ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT?’ and it said, ‘I want it right there.’” 

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