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Posted on April 29, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Frequently Referenced ‘Local Man’ Decides to Move

TERRA INCOGNITA, Calif.— Daily life in the small community of Terra Incognita has been completely uprooted after resident community member, myth, legend, hero, and sometimes …

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Posted on February 25, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Study Finds Saying “Road Work Ahead? I Sure Hope It Does!” Dramatically Increases Likelihood of Violent Death

BERKELEY, Calif. – A study from the Berkeley Institute of Traffic-Related Deaths has found a significant correlation between uttering the phrase “Road work ahead? I …

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