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Posted on November 17, 2020June 2, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Risky! Frat Bro Decides to Invest in Pfizer Despite Warnings From His Right-Wing Facebook Group

BERKELEY, Calif. –  Following their recent vaccine announcement, FIJI brother Brandon Dix took a risk and invested in Pfizer despite the various warnings and conspiracies …

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