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Posted on February 22, 2024February 22, 2024 by: Abhi Ganesh

Sorry About All the Construction, Phineas and Ferb Are Building a Rollercoaster

BERKELEY, Calif.  —  Students returning to campus after break have been greeted by a constant jackhammering of Bancroft Way (possibly sponsored by the anti-public transit …

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Posted on February 9, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Campus Libraries Ranked by How Cool Their New Vermin Overlords Are

Louie, the snake who does coke, lives here. I think he may have worked the desk pre-Covid? Anyway, he’s a slippery, legless asshole but he did invite me to his family’s lake house that one time. 

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