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Posted on September 25, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Urgent Advisory Message: Marc Fisher’s Night Light Is Out And He Needs Somebody to Change It

BERKELEY, Calif. — In his latest public safety update, Vice Chancellor Marc Fisher has informed the Berkeley campus community of another impending hazard. “Dear faculty, …

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