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Posted on March 15, 2022April 14, 2022 by: Shane Pauker

8 “Crimes” the Woke Mob Will Cancel You For

1. Arson
Man’s built it for millennia, but now broken society says fire has to stay in a designated area. What would you even call that? A “fire place?” Look who sounds stupid now. 

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Posted on February 9, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Scavenger Hunt! Can You Find Where We Hid The Bodies?

Welcome back to campus, bears! In light of tours, orientations, and events that have returned alongside our vibrant student body, we’ve decided to host our …

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Posted on February 23, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

What Font Should Your Murderer Forge Your Suicide Note In?

Specifically, what font should your murderer forge your suicide note in to be most realistic? Just curious! No ulterior motive here! Take our quiz to find out!

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