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Posted on April 13, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Premium Properties Demands Gallon of Cum In Addition To 10k Monthly Rent

Berkeley real estate empire Premium Properties recently released new guidelines for existing rental agreements, originally claiming that “due to inflation,” they would be requiring “a half of a bucket of semen in addition to rent, as a precautionary measure.”

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