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Posted on October 31, 2024 by: valzzz

Satan Bested by 21-Year-Old TikTok Witch

BERKELEY, Calif – Reports surfaced this past week of Satan, also known as Lucifer, being ousted from his regime as ruler of Hell by a …

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