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Posted on March 23, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

Republican Informs Guy Robbing Him He Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore

BERKELEY, Calif. — A Republican man robbed at gunpoint earlier today reported that his assailant refused to take off his mask, despite the fact that …

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Posted on November 20, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

“Strong” Armed Robber Can’t Even Open Taco Bell Cantina Door

BERKELEY, Calif. — Notorious strong-armed robber Burlap Sachs was arrested this evening while struggling to open the door to the Taco Bell Cantina on Durant …

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