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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on October 2, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Supreme Collabs With GOP On Exclusive Court Position

The GOP seems eager to finally cater to white, suburban youths everywhere.

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Posted on October 24, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Amma Sarkodee-Adoo

Help! Ruth Bader Ginsburg Stepped On The Seal And Now I’m Going To Lose My Right To An Abortion

A source from the UC Berkeley Office of Traditions and Curses recently confirmed that since Justice Ginsburg is not an enrolled Berkeley student, the bad luck from this incident will follow her to the court, endangering the right to an abortion for millions of Americans.  

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Posted on October 22, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

TFP Presents: RuthWatch

As I contemplate the hold that my government has over my rights, opportunities, and access to my own medical services in a land that is supposed to be “free,” I sit and wonder. What is freedom? I close my eyes and think of RBG.

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