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Posted on October 3, 2024 by: samgriffith

OPINION: I Hate All of Your Boyfriends

National Boyfriend Day has a bad habit of just sneaking up on you. Today, without warning, my only safe space, Instagram dot com, was invaded …

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Posted on September 13, 2022September 14, 2022 by: Abby Fisher

‘There’s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question’ Says Professor Who Hasn’t Heard What I’m About to Ask

BERKELEY, Calif. – Professor Gordon Lievschitz began his class this past Monday with the reassuring phrase, “there’s no such thing as a stupid question,” in …

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Posted on February 19, 2022December 15, 2022 by: amychakladar

Berkeley Mask Mandate Reinstated After Seeing Your Face

BERKELEY, Calif. — After extensive pushback from the local community relating to concerns of corneal damage after seeing your face, the UC Berkeley administration has …

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