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Posted on April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 by: Sam Rogers

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São Paulo, Brazil – In a highly contested election, the United States has officially lost its re-election to Lula de Silva, despite multiple destabilization efforts, …

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Texas GOP Models Voter Registration Website Off Berkeley Academic Guide to Suppress Votes

AUSTIN, Texas — With early voting in Texas shattering records, the Secretary of State of Texas has decided to model the voter registration website off …

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