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Posted on March 13, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

White Guy a Little Too Excited About Being Invited to Holi

BERKELEY, Calif.– Local white guy and self-proclaimed “citizen of the world” Zeke Bleak joyfully accepted a reluctant invitation to ISA’s Holi celebration. Following the invitation …

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