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Posted on November 24, 2020September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Opinion: Berkeley High Must Return To In-Person Instruction Because the Cool 10th Graders Hanging On Telegraph Are Making Me Insecure

As I’m sure many are aware, the number of coronavirus cases in California has reached an unprecedented level of severity, warranting a government-mandated curfew and …

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Posted on November 16, 2020September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Local Man Changes Room’s LED Light Strip From Purple to Red, Still Gets No Pussy

BERKELEY, Calif. – This Saturday, Berkeley resident and T*ry L*nez advocate Ethan Stites made a decision worth celebrating. In a groundbreaking move deemed worthy of …

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Posted on November 3, 2020September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Alcohol Not Cutting It? 7 Excellent Glues To Huff Tonight, or Really Any Night Following

Rubber Cement​: Remember how your second grade teacher kept this one on the top shelf? One whiff of this baby and you’ll understand why Ms. …

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