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Posted on December 8, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Entirety of US Surveillance State Gears Up for Upcoming CS 70 Final

BERKELEY, Calif. – With an eye turned toward looming final exams, Berkeley EECS administrators held a press conference Tuesday regarding their proctoring policy: “I’m sure …

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Posted on December 3, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous “Novacane” Lyric

Tired of years of misinterpretation, Frank Ocean has emerged from his musical hiatus to clarify that the lyric ‘brain like Berkeley’ on cult favorite “Novacane” …

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Posted on November 24, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Opinion: Berkeley High Must Return To In-Person Instruction Because the Cool 10th Graders Hanging On Telegraph Are Making Me Insecure

As I’m sure many are aware, the number of coronavirus cases in California has reached an unprecedented level of severity, warranting a government-mandated curfew and …

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Posted on November 16, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Local Man Changes Room’s LED Light Strip From Purple to Red, Still Gets No Pussy

BERKELEY, Calif. – This Saturday, Berkeley resident and T*ry L*nez advocate Ethan Stites made a decision worth celebrating. In a groundbreaking move deemed worthy of …

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Posted on November 3, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Alcohol Not Cutting It? 7 Excellent Glues To Huff Tonight, or Really Any Night Following

Rubber Cement​: Remember how your second grade teacher kept this one on the top shelf? One whiff of this baby and you’ll understand why Ms. …

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