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Answer My Riddles Three and I’ll Help You Find the Lost Booty of Captain RobBeard Reich

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Posted on October 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Cal Fraternity Brother Unknowingly The Typhoid Mary of HPV

“If I had an STD, I would know it,” said Hawthorne. “It’s not like STDs are some invisible cancer you can accidentally give to other people.”

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Posted on May 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Fiji Sincerely Sorry Its Homophobic Slurs Were Caught On Video

“We promise that this will never happen again because while we’re not going to address the deep-rooted homophobia and toxic masculinity in our organization, you can be damn-well sure we’ll be quieter next time!”

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