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Posted on January 30, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

UC Berkeley Archeology Students Discover Remnants of Cafés 1 & 2

BERKELEY, CA.– A heating lamp, a silver serving tray, and questionably cooked eggs. These priceless artifacts were discovered by a team of UC Berkeley archaeologists …

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Posted on November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 by: Veronica Chen

Café 3 Now Serving

BERKELEY, Calif – In a surprising turn of events, UC Berkeley’s Cafe 3 dining hall has been slated to undergo a variety of renovations. The …

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Posted on December 1, 2022August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

New Study Finds You Should Lick Your Salt Lamp at Least Thrice a Day for Proper Maintenance

BERKELEY, Calif. — A new study put out by the UC Berkeley Department of Public Health has determined that despite what your bitchy roomate has …

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