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Posted on April 12, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

You’re a Drunk White Boy in a Banana Costume. Can You Get Into This Cal Day Party?

Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones.

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Posted on April 12, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Which Moffitt Floor Are You Based Off Of Your Plans For Cal Day?

What you decide to do for Cal Day says a lot about you, and so naturally, we at The Free Peach will be giving you a Moffitt Floor that correlates with your plans! Go Bears!

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Posted on April 12, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

10 Ways to Justify Your Parents Spending $60k On Your Gender and Women’s Studies Major While You Do Dirty Girl Scouts in Front of Your Parents and Siblings This Cal Day

We hope these key points help when your parents inevitably look at you with horror in their eyes and an all-consuming sense of regret!

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