Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones. You, like many other white boys at this school, have decided to go out today and get absolutely hammered, only you’re wearing your banana costume to stand out and have a go-to conversation starter. You pregamed pretty hard, so you’re already in the zone when you walk up to the door, but can you get into this Cal Day party, or will they turn you away at the door because they don’t want to deal with your obnoxiousness?
The Free Peach
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