Could this be “the Big one”? But then you remembered that your roommate in the top bunk is a total floozy.
Congrats on Getting into Cal! Can You Make it Through Your Freshman Year Without Getting Gout?
Congratulations, you’ve been accepted to UC Berkeley, the #1 public university in the world! Get ready for a year of learning, growth, and lifelong memories. But be careful, you wouldn’t want to sully your first year of college with a common form of inflammatory arthritis that causes severe pain, redness, and tenderness in your joints. So let’s see- can you make it through your freshman year without getting gout?
Do You Have Regular Herpes Or Coachella Herpes?
Normal Herpes is exactly what you know Herpes to already be, while Coachella Herpes can be identified by cold sores with floppy hats on or obscene amounts of glitter in the genital region. Take this quiz to figure out if you have normal Herpes or Coachella Herpes!
You’re a Drunk White Boy in a Banana Costume. Can You Get Into This Cal Day Party?
Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones.
Which Moffitt Floor Are You Based Off Of Your Plans For Cal Day?
What you decide to do for Cal Day says a lot about you, and so naturally, we at The Free Peach will be giving you a Moffitt Floor that correlates with your plans! Go Bears!
Which Spring Breaker Are You?
In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.
I’ll Tell You Where You Should Go For Spring Break, But Only If You Help Me Out Of This Little Hole
I’d be totally down to tell you where to go for spring break, but I need you to help me out of this tiny, dirty hole. Sound good?
What Font Should Your Murderer Forge Your Suicide Note In?
Specifically, what font should your murderer forge your suicide note in to be most realistic? Just curious! No ulterior motive here! Take our quiz to find out!