“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”
10 Songs You NEED To Play At Your Spring Date Party
We guarantee that no matter who’s throwing the party or who you’re there with, these 10 songs will electrify the party like nothing else.
You’re a Drunk White Boy in a Banana Costume. Can You Get Into This Cal Day Party?
Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones.
If Wrestlers Went To Cal
In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
Canceled! Beto Caught Skating With Eric Sparrow
What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?
If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?
But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.
Plants Rights Activists Stage Disturbing Protest On Sproul
“Harvest Is Murder,” “Love Your Roots, Stop Eating Carrots,” and “Corn: America’s Most Exploited Worker.”
UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)
It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.