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Posted on August 30, 2022August 31, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

The Clintons Strike Again? Second Campanile Falcon Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

BERKELEY, Calif. — Scarcely four and a half months after the ‘accidental death’ of Grinnell, a second Campanile falcon has been found dead on the …

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Posted on April 29, 2022 by: Shane Pauker

How to Block Out the Sound of Your Stepdad Railing Your Mom

Listen. I get that mom’s been lonely since dad disappeared. I’m happy that she’s putting herself out there. Alden treats her well and is good …

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Posted on April 13, 2022 by: bennettfees

ASUC Voters Pass Ballot Initiative to Resurrect Grinnell Using Blood of Mark Fisher

BERKELEY, Calif. – The ASUC Ballot initiative to resurrect Grinnell the Falcon, who died under mysterious circumstances several weeks ago, using the blood of campus …

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