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Posted on September 17, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Zeus to Punish Greek Life for Hubris

BERKELEY, Calif. — Havoc broke out Saturday as a KA brother unleashed unknowable power upon his peers.  “Who hath dared to party-foul Zeus, Ruler of …

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Posted on September 17, 2020April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

OPINION: I Spray-Painted Cop Cars for Black Lives Matter. NOW Will You Fuck Me on my Top Bunk in DKE?

As I researched to educate myself on systemic racism and oppression, I had a revelation: I have been the subject of discrimination by my female …

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Posted on September 10, 2020October 15, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Cal Fraternities to Reevaluate Bid System After COVID-19 Enters Uninvited

BERKELEY, Calif. — Berkeley Fraternity TKE held an emergency meeting to reevaluate the bid system following reports that COVID-19 entered 100 percent of their parties uninvited, …

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”

Without further ado, a masterpiece!

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