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Posted on October 31, 2023November 4, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

Shocking: This Parent Found Bladee in Child’s Halloween Candy

BERKELEY, Calif. – Despite taking the necessary precautions as advised by the Berkeley Police Department, local parent Dray Ner was mortified to find that their …

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Posted on November 1, 2021 by: anniebushh

Neighborhood Creep Once Again Refuses To Put Razors In Halloween Candy

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following months of speculation and anticipation from his neighbors, one local man has, for the fifth year in a row, insisted upon …

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