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Posted on August 28, 2021October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

The 5 Best Places to Spend Flex Dollars

If you’re a freshman on campus, the meal plan that you were forced to buy likely includes flex dollars. You are probably wondering where on Earth you can spend this precious fake currency. Luckily, The Free Peach has compiled a list of the many convenient, delicious spots that will accept your flex dollars. Bon appétit.

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Posted on December 5, 2020September 22, 2021 by: jokimg

Yosef from the Bachelorette Teaches Haas Students How to Have Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – After voluntarily leaving Season 16 of The Bachelorette due to his high personal standards for classy women, D-list celebrity Yosef Aborady recently …

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Posted on September 27, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Men’s Rights Activists Announce the Opening of El Burrito Across the Street From La Burrita

BERKELEY, Calif. — This morning the Berkeley Meninist Collective (BMC) announced the opening of their new Mexican restaurant, El Burrito, directly across the street from …

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