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Posted on December 12, 2022September 27, 2023 by: Brandon Cloud

Local Nice Guy Still Single After Sending Ten Girls a ‘Good Morning’ Group Text

“I lift seven days a week, hold the door open for people, and call women ‘women’ and not ‘females.'”

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