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Posted on February 22, 2021September 11, 2021 by: lyamashir01

Post-Trump, Wealthy White Woke Grandparents Relieved to Return to Peaceful, Undisturbed Life

According to the elderly couple, their beloved daily routine –– waking up, watching television, petting their dog Hubert, walking around an elegant New York suburb and cooking dinner –– was drastically affected by Trump. 

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Girlboss! The RA Who Just Wrote You up Is a Woman

In a win for women everywhere, Unit 2 RA Jessica Poole has just written up some freshman for alcohol possession. 

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